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Bass Bitch Laurie Green and Trip Phoenix share a meaningful exchange

Laurie, myself and Di

Scene-makers, or poseurs? Only Trip's hairdresser knows for sure ...

What do YOU think about the food at The Rivoli?

Me & my Valentine

me & Maria Del Mar formerly of National Velvet.

Another great chick "bass bitch"

(that's what us bass bitches call each other).

Dan, Chris Welch (Tim's brother), myself and my co-producer, the fabulous and handsome

Rob Sanzo

(Rob's a bass bitch too. He plays a Music Man)

Diane Higgins, who played my assistant Tess in Haunted, and my best Toronto bass bitch friend, Laurie Green. Laurie and Diane were in a chick band called Jane Doe at the time, but Laurie plays with a band called Revolver right now. I bought my evil pointy Lado bass from Laurie. Now she thinks it's cool. Mostly she now bangs on an old Fender Jazz. Nothin' wrong with that ...

Me and my brothers in iST ... myself, Dan Cornelius and Dave Kiner

Kiner and our very good friend and fabulous photographer, Jim Prue. Jim took the photos for the iST album cover. Isobel took this photo as the two were enjoying a cocktail at Ciao Edie late one night.

Typical Canadian weekend fun.

My film buddy Bill Gargarella, me, Laurie, Kiner and Mark Crossley (another National Velvet alumni)

A much cuter picture of me and Bill. He was the original bass bitch in iST, but now he's out on the road blowing stuff up on stage for Kid Rock. Bill and I also conceived the "Big Foot" screenplay that is in the works right now. We actually started shooting it, like, three different times. Bill has a barky rat dog named Speck. Everyone hates Speck but Bill.

My saga is never complete without bringing Suzie (aka Psycho Suzie) into the equation. Here we are on my birthday with young Dan. Who knows what-the-fuck we're doing right here. Suzie is in Haunted, she's the fangirl who shows us her tits for backstage passes. One of my oldest and bestest friends, we can't even remember where or when we met, exactly. Probably some after-hours club somewhere on the Toronto punk scene of the early '80's. Back when Dan was still eating dirt out of the birdbath (so to speak, you know what I mean)

More birthday fun on the road with Friends and Relatives

My new friend Gilda. Her boyfriend "Sweet Pete" took this photo at Toogenblik.